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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:47
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the pros of using stainless steel wire mesh in gas filtration?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Loons and Moons
As Trump goes to G7 summit, other world leaders aim to show they’re not intimidated - AP News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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What is Canada’s digital tax and why is Trump killing trade talks over it? - Al Jazeera
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Verdict in trial of Rays shortstop Wander Franco to come Thursday - Tampa Bay Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Morale craters at State Department as mass layoffs loom - The Washington Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Why is there so much hate against black people?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks